Voici un mail des ressources humaines d'une societe,pour leur employes suite a la conjoncture economique mondial. que je vous laisserai le plaisir de traduire et saisir le sens!
Dear Employee,
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 35 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
A person may be RAPED once, as many times as Management deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your Supervisor.
They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Thanking you
HR
Dear Employee,
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 35 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
A person may be RAPED once, as many times as Management deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your Supervisor.
They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Thanking you
HR
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