Blague de comedien

[absente]

I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks "Are you reading that?" I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again. (David Brenner)

J'etais dans le metro, assis sur un journal, quand un mec vient me demander: "vous lisez ce journal?"
J'ai pas su quoi dire alors j'ai it oui, je me suis leve, j'ai tourne la page et me rassis