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Learning English with jokes, what else to ask for ... my small contribution for our friend Levant's English class.
Easy evaluation: you score 2 points if you laugh out loud, 1 pt. if you smile, and 0 pt if you don't get it
You are more than welcome to post your jokes, please in English only,
Enjoy,
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I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
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Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
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Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Easy evaluation: you score 2 points if you laugh out loud, 1 pt. if you smile, and 0 pt if you don't get it
You are more than welcome to post your jokes, please in English only,
Enjoy,
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I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
---
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
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Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
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