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Some leave applications probably from India
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1. "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
3. Another gem from CDAC.
Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..."
4. From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
5. Another employee applied for half day leave as
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
6. An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
9. "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
10. Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
11. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
12. Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
14. A man telling someone about his family
I have two daughters and both of them are girls
15. another...
the bicycle is under-standing the tree
16. one more..
open the window, let the air-force come in
Some leave applications probably from India
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1. "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
3. Another gem from CDAC.
Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..."
4. From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
5. Another employee applied for half day leave as
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
6. An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
9. "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
10. Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
11. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
12. Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
14. A man telling someone about his family
I have two daughters and both of them are girls
15. another...
the bicycle is under-standing the tree
16. one more..
open the window, let the air-force come in
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