Ten Commandments

[absente]

Moses first went to the Germans and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your life better."

And the Germans asked, "what are Commandments?"

Moses said, "Rules for living."

"Can you give us an example?"

"Thou shalt not kill."

"Not kill? We're not interested."

So He went to the Italians and said, "I have Commandments."

And the Italians wanted an example, and Moses said, "Thou shalt not steal."

"Not steal? We're not interested."

He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."

The French wanted an example and Moses said, "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife."

"Not covet my neighbor's wife? We're not interested."

He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."

"Commandments? How much are they?"

"They're free."

"Good then, we'll take 10!"

[Blofeld]

C'est pas mal, si les juifs en question étaient écossais, les choses auraient été différentes.